how to cook properly at night

last tuesday night,its about 2 in im not mistaken larh,suddenly,i felt very the hungry lahh.
i take a snapshot at the kitchen,watching sumting that can be cook.
i also cybershot the refrigerator..to see sumting to eat.
at last,theres my mangsa..hehe..

*bawang besar 2bijik, *sos tiram
-one for tumis. *black pepper
-one for hiasan. *lada sulah
hiris all of them *cili giling or i kol,lada jee.alaa,yg blend one tuhh..haaa..u tau ponn
-about 2 or 3 teaspoon jehh..
*garlic 3 ulas *one egg
hiris all of them
*main ingredient,"porridge"....
*a little perencah..
whatever perencah that u like laa.
i ltak rencah kari daging with rencah smbal
belacan

its called,"bubur goreng NV:S"
(Night Version : Supper)

haha.
arhh.how to cook them,u all pndai lahh,resipi is given.
what i want to tell u all is,
how to make sure ur parents donknow that u are creating a big mess at the kitchen in the blind morning.HAHA

firstly,
1.open all ur window at the kitchen.make sure the air flow is smooth to get out from ur kitchen.
2.take the air freshner,and spray it around the kitchen.BUT,becareful,jgn smpai food pun u spray.
haha.why i do that?so,if there any dummies with the air flow,the air that hv beeen fill by the freshner will go out first from the dapur.neither go outside or to the living room n stretly to ur parents room.
3.spray too at the living room.so,lyke i said before,if any dummies,the air that hv been fill by the freshner will go up first.then,after a period of tyme,MAYBE(if u didn take the precaution),the smell of ur cooks will go up..then,they will know it..
haha
4.make sure,api dapur u not to kuat..make it medium.not too slow,nti lmbat lak nk siap.
5.make sure,lpas siap tumes ke,baru nk tumes ke,da sdah je,tutup ur kuali ngan tutup periuk.alaa,pndai2 la u all kann..
so,the smell would get a chance to tell ur mom that ure making a big tornado there.HAHA
6.klu nak kuatkan api pon,tutup periuk tuhh.
7.jgn lupe pegi ke living room anda every period of tyme that u think its suitable.for me,evey 5 min,i go,check if the freshner still do their work.when it retired,i spray againnn..hehe..what a brilliant trick..HAHA.
8.at last,da siap,u mandai2 la makan.HAHA.

thats the tip.
i hope its usefull for u.
~daa
hehe
;)